Okay, that pairing meme. I was bored. Sue me.

[katharos]

Hello random :)

1. Kouyuu - Saiunkoku Monogatari
2. Tom Riddle - Harry Potter
3. Sakon - Ayatsuri Sakon
4. Kyu - Detective Academy Q
5. Toshiki - Getbackers
6. Hiruma - Eyeshield 21
7. Lock Lamora - Gentlemen Bastards series - The Lies of Locke Lamora
8. Ivan Vorpatril - Vorkosigan Saga
9. Yuuko - xxxHolic
10. Fakir - Princess Tutu
11. Richie Foley aka Gear - Static Shock
12. Xanatos - Gargoyles



1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Hiruma/Richie? Oh, err. I'm sure Richie will learn to like American Football eventually?

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Kyu. Hot. *kills all those trying to sexualise cute fluffy adorable Kyu*

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Xanatos getting Ivan pregnant. You mean before or after Fox slaughtered both of them?

4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Yuuko Yuuko... anything by laurus_nobilis or amewarashi I guess. Don't really follow the fic for this series closely enough for anything better.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Tom Riddle and Hiruma. AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. Oh god, Hiruma would be good for Tom. Really. And the Wizarding World would learn to love their new overlords and their new national sport.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Toshiki/Yuuko or Toshiki/Fakir. If I was feeling nice I'd say Toshiki/Fakir. They could bond over not being able to protect/ being important to their important person well enough.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Locke Lamora walked in on Tom Riddle and Xanatos having sex? It was probably planned, the culmination of some long and intricate scan, and he'll somehow use it to make off with both their fortunes.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

A Sakon/ Fakir fic?

A strange boy with a puppet has wandered into the town. Suddenly Fakir finds himself caught up in a new story; a twisted version of the Nutcracker. (Three guesses whose role he's playing and the first two don't count.) But which one is the nutcracker prince? The boy or the puppet?

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Kouyuu/Ivan fluff? Hmmm... If by 'fluff' you mean Kouyuu yelling at him a lot for being a lazy worker then yeah.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Locke Lamora/Xanatos hurt/comfort fic. Nothing Says I Love You Like Helping You Talk Your Wife Into a Threesome So She Doesn't Kill Us Both.

11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Kyu deflower Kouyuu? *chokes at the idea of Kyu deflowering any one* Besides Kyu supposed to be solving murder mysteries, not being the victim of one! *eyes lurking Reishin nervously.*

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Doubt it. Don't think there's even a Locke Lamora fandom. *makes a note to check that out*

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Uh... Look, the pretty much the only relationship the guy has is with his puppet and I'm pretty sure Ukon self-idenitifies as male.

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

xparrot writes Static Shock! And good thing too cause it was reading her fics that made me go hunt it up on youtube

15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Tom Riddle/Kyu/Toshiki. *brain breaks a little* *pulls Kyu out of there hurriedly* No! There's only one morally ambigious character you're allowed to have sex with!

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Fakir? Uh, depends where in the series you are? :P (totally not chickening out)

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Ivan Vorpatril? 'I'm No Superman?' *huggles him*

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

Kouyuu/Hiruma/Xanatos? Brain Breaking, World Taking Overage, Amoral Bastards on the Loose, Gratuitous Violence when Kouyuu loses patience and kicks them all around the head. And American Football.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

Tom Riddle on Fakir? Uhhhhh

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Toshiki? Uh... whichever one had him wailing *why doesn't Kazuki love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and ending up in a threesome with Kazuki and Juubei and totally being Kazuki's bitch? Doesn't really help in narrowing it down...

21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Any fetishising of American Footbal equipment. Also guns. But they don't really count as 'secret.' Uhhh... Magical Girl anime! With the secret identities and masks and codenames and stuff! XD

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

Richie shag Yuuko. Uhhhhhhhh. Well, the creator of Static Shock has said that Richie is gay so I don't have to think about this question anymore! ;________;

23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

Sakon and Locke Lamora. Uh, depends if Ukon is allowed in bed with them or not.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Kouyuu and Yuuko are in a happy relationship until Yuuko suddenly runs off with Kyu. Kouyuu, broken-hearted, has a hot one night stand with Richie and a brief unhappy affair with Xanatos, then follows the wise advise of Toshiki and finds true love with Sakon."

Clearly Kouyuu goes for the geniuses :) Choking over the idea of Toshiki's 'wise relationship advice' though.

Title: Lonely When You're a Mega-Brain.

And I've know idea who'd read it but lycoris will write it just as soon as I've gotten her addicted to Static Shock. *smiles*


25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Locke Lamora/Ivan Vorpatril? Just what poor Ivan needs, ANOTHER sneaky mastermind bastard to deal with. At least this one hasn't got a hero complex.


OK, that was a fun bit of time wastage!