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*cough* So, I finally got around to watching the movie since the new subs came out... and I was babbling about it to my sister on msn... and then I was screencapping... and then, um, yeah. I decided to share. Forgive me?

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Little Ryoma! *squishes* And little Ryoga! *squishes him too*
The Sister:
aww
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Now Momo and Kikumaru are doing disturbing things to Ryoma on a sun lounger!
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An Evil Guy has appeared!

And we can tell he is evil because he has two huge rings, a beard, and he smokes a cigar!
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XDDDD This is good crack!

They’re on an effing HUGE cruise ship with action type music playing in the background as it surges through the sea...
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Apparently, a millionaire tennis fan has invited junior high boys to come play tennis on his effing huge cruise ship!

XDDDDDD Tenipuri with your crack and adults who like watching young boys race around in shorts...
The Sister:
LOL

Kikumaru and Momo have taken a brief break from talking to the pedo-millionaire to toss Ryoma into the pool - still wearing his cap

....

the millionaire just leered at Ryoma's naked chest

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The Sister:
LOL
The Sister:
creepy pedo-millionair

There is now a doubles match going on! With the ultra rare pairings - Oishi/Kaidoh Image hosting by Photobucketand Inui/Kawamura!Image hosting by Photobucket

....

oh god

what names are the fandom going to come up with for THEM?!
The Sister:
LOL
The Sister:
koshi?

*shudders* Don't!

Taka-san, I worry about your taste in partners. First Akutsu, then Fuji, and now Inui?

You know, they're on an EFFING HUGE CRUISE SHIP. With a POOL. And yet, the stands are almost FULL with people watching them play tennis with awestruck faces. WHY?!

No, wait, it makes sense.

The pedo-millionaire has invited all his pedo friends! It's a party!
The Sister:
LOL

And the head pedo appears! Apparently he has been staking, excuse me, RESEARCHING the boys before inviting them to his effing huge cruise ship

...

it's more upmarket than a white van, I suppose.

He likes Momo's super physical ability and dynamic style!

But the twelve year old is his favourite
The Sister:
-.-
The Sister:
oy vey

OK, more tennis players have appeared. Older ones this time. And we know their going to get pwned cause they just called seigaku kids

And its Ryouga! Who looks like a hot older Ryoma!
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He calls Ryoma Chibi suke

Kikumaru is annoyed at someone else using a pet name for Ryoma and asks if he knows him, somehow maanging to miss the HUGE PHYSICAL RESEMBLANCE

Ryoma denies knowing this person.

Ryouga is hurt, and asks if Ryoma has forgotten his big brother
Cate says:
Everyone reacts with great astonishment, somehow having continued to miss the ASTOUNDING PHYSICAL RESEMBLANCE

It's a dinner party

With a very flashy sushi chef.
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Later, Kawamura will force him to commit honourable suicde with his huge knives to repent for profaning their noble profession.

Oh, and seigaku are in suits. Multicoloured. With buttonhole roses. HOW can it be worse than their normal street clothes?
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the pedo has them at his table
The Sister:
snicker

and apparently he also owns the tennis club Ryoga plays in.

Oh, well, its obvious now why he's invited the seigaku tennis club

He wants to trade in poor Ryoga for a younger model!

ATOBE IN A FRILLY PURPLE DRESSING GOWN
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checking up on Tezuka, I mean seigaku

Oshitari is at a festival with Gakuto!

Guess what! DUN DUN DUN! Atobe has never heard of a rish guy named pedo-milionaire!

I mean, Sakurafubuki

What is it with guys with Sakura in their names and young boys?
The Sister:
god knows

A load of mystery stuff… the food was prepackaged and the marble in the bathroom is fake…

Tezuka COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Pedo-millionaire: for some complicated betting reason, I want you to loose the match with my team!

Tezuka: No

Ryoga and Pedo-millionaire make insinuating remarks about being on a ship in the middle of the ocean, and the flashy sushi chef is swinging his knives around again...

Ack

Fuji's drink.

There's more fruit slices and flowers and *flails* THINGS in it than actual drink!
The Sister:
lol
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*loves Fuji and his froofy drink*

You know, the rival teams may play with my heart, but Seigaku has my soul.

LOVES ON THE SEIGAKU TEAM

Tezuka offering them a chance to step away… Fuji giving a little laugh and taking a sip from his straw…all of them just saying NO WAY to playing a fixed game and Oishi turning to Tezuka with a small smile, saying ‘Our final answer,’ and Tezuka looks so quietly proud and not at all surprised and eeeeeeeee *loves them*
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Cute flashbacks with mini!Ryoma and mini!Ryoga. Ryoga the long lost adopted older brother who never the less looks EXACTLY LIKE Him… soap opera!
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Kikumaru with his spying ninja skillz!
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The team has now been taken hostage; Tezuka, Fuji and Ryoma will be forced to play.

and cue angsty flashback

with Nanjiroh being the wise, affectionate, helpful mentor
Cate says:
*shudders* wah! It's creepy
The Sister:
lol
Cate says:
Tezuka tells Fuji that can't just win 'cause they have 'Oishi-tachi' and the others hostage

*Huggles Tezuka and Oishi*
The Sister:
lol
The Sister:
aw
Cate says:
Oh Inui, Inui!

He has tricked the sea sick cook into drinking INui juice! bwahahahaah
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The Sister:
he is teh evil

uhuh uhuh

OMG

the special tennis effects are so completly OTT

more than usual, I mean.
the mind boggles

Tezuka zone!

They're flying through space!

*flails widely*

oh god, I take back everything I've ever said about the speical effects being over the top in the tv series...

Tezuka's balls killed the dinosaurs.
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I'm sorry, I'm dead now

while Ryouga and Ryoma duke it out, the rest of the team gets chased through the ship

Oishi is nearly hit by a dart
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my expression is the same as his
The Sister:
LOL
The Sister:
this sounds fun

it's WOnDERFUL

pure, pure CRACK

Ryoma has turned into a cyclone
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and pedo-miollionaire has taken the rest of the team hostage again in order to force Ryoma to lose...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

the brothers worked together to knock out the bad guys with tennis balls!

Now the ship is blowing up cause of the shoot out in the boiler room earlier
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The Echizens continue to play tennis

Ryoma has turned into five pillars of fire

Ryoga's expression is my expression
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the ship is sinking and they're playing tennis underwater!

I don't think these animators have ever HEARD of the phrase 'Over the Top'
The Sister:
what IS this crack you are watching?!

it's the Prince of Tennis Movie is what it is

they are FLYING THROUGH THE AIR
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metpahor has been left far, far behind as an excuse to justify THIS
The Sister:
lol

the cuts to the almost sane cute flashback only serve to enahnce the surreality of this

Ryoma's naked! And apparently dickless.
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they're back on the pitch

apparently the under water thing was a metaphor

I think I can be forgiven that mistake.
The Sister:
urm

Atobe is coming to the rescue
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The Sister:
with style?

In a purple life jacket
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A PURPLE life jacket
The Sister:
so much for that.,..
The Sister:
oy vey

The seigaku team are all in a life boat, the Echizen brothers are approaching on water skooter thing...

and Ryoga pinches Ryoma's hat

and shoots out into the sunset, out into the wide ocean blue, on a WATER SKOOTER


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